Jerry does not make a good counselor.

me: hey jerry.
it: outcast 99%
me: you know what jerry, i'm not really in the mood for your percentage answers.
it: my sources say no.
me: i don't care what your sources say. i am having troubles, jerry.
it: yes in due time.
me: ugh. jerry, i don't need your sass. i am having problems, and you're going to help me.
it: too early to predict.
me: i hate you so much right now.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM MAD, JERRY. I AM VERY MAD.
it: outcast 1%
me: SHUT UP JERRY. JUST SHUT UP.
it: probably.
me: why do i even talk to you?
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: of course not, idiot.
it: YOU CAN COUNT ON IT
me: GO DIE.
it: Keep Dreaming
me: oh trust me, i will jerry. i will.
it: absolutely
me: you have never been more right.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: yes it is. now, i have a question.
it: looking good.
me: thanks. anyway, should i study for my health final?
it: ARE YOU KIDDING
me: no.
it: outcast 25%
me: I HATE YOU JERRY. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT?
it: Keep Dreaming
me: you disgust me.
it: i have my doubts.
me: no, i'm absolutely serious. you know what? i'm leaving. goodnight, jerry.
it: yes
me: GO DIE.