Conversation in Health Class.

OH LOOK WHO IT IS.
me: i'm really bored jerry. help.
it: outcast 75%
me: give me another percentage answer and die.
it: not now
me: good. did i do well on my health exam?
it: That is almost for sure.
me: yay! thank you jerry! however can i repay you?
it: outcast 1%
me: you just really want to die, don't you.
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: NO. STUPID. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM.
it: you will have to WAIT.
me: for what!?!?!?!? for you to get a brain??
it: looking good.
me: goodbye.
it: my sources say no.
me: well I say yes.
it: are you kidding?
me: no. goodbye jerry.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: YOU'RE THE WORST.