I. HATE. JERRY.

me: hey jerry.
it: looking good.
me: well thank you! how are you?
it: go for it.
me: for what?
it: YES
me: you make no sense.
it: absolutely NOT
me: whatever. i have a question...
it: That is almost for sure
me: no, it's completely for sure. am i going to do well on my exams?
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP JERRY. WHAT DO YOU KNOW. YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 75%
me: so you're 75% crap. that's nice to know.
it: outlook so-so.
me: about what?
it: yes in due time.
me: wtf?! jerry, are you even listening?
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: are you kidding?
me: NO. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: don't bet on it.
me: why do i waste my time talking to you?
it: probably.
me: see? you don't even give me actual answers.
it: you can count on it.
me: DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM DEALING WITH HERE.
it: forget about it.
me: SHUT UP.