HE MAKES ME MAD.

I'm procrastinating. Jerry is helping.

YET ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH MY MAGIC 8 BALL
me: hey there jerry. whatsup buddd??
it: have to think about that.
me: i get it, i get it. so...how's being a magic 8 ball goin' for ya?
it: outcast 25%
me: oh, not so good, huh? well, don't worry about it. you'll be fine.
it: YES
me: nice answer. am i being as obnoxious as i think i am?
it: outcast 25%
me: you know, i really don't like it when you give me percentages as answers.
it: don't bet on it.
me: that doesn't even make sense. but whatever. hey, i have a question.
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP I'M ASKING IT ANYWAY.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: I HATE YOU, JERRY.
it: not now.
me: YES NOW. NOW AND FOREVER, I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: SHUT UP I HAVE A QUESTION DAMNIT.
it: absolutely
me: thank you. now, amanda wants to know if she'll go out with cole from calvert hall soon?
it: not now
me: SHUT UP I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
it: keep dreaming.
me: i really, really hate you jerry.
it: not now
me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 50%
me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
it: i have my doubts.
me: about what?
it: not now.
me: oh, i get it. the silent type. i can do that too, you know.
*awkward silence*
me: maybe i can't. will you talk to me again?
it: go for it.
me: thanks. so back to my question, will amanda ever go out with cole from calvert hall?
it: are you MAD!?
me: YOU MAKE ME MAD.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: that is the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
it: not now
me: can we stop now?
it: forget about it.
me: you should really look into dying.
it: a definite YES.
me: thank you for agreeing. i'm going to leave now.
it: to early to predict.
me: I HATE YOU.