me: jerry, someone is trying to steal my idea of talking to you.
it: probably.
me: no, definitely. i'm talking to them right now.
it: outcast 75%
me: i hate you.
it: you can count on it.
me: thanks for agreeing.
it: outcast 75%
me: YOU AND YOUR PERCENTAGE RESPONSES DISGUST ME, JERRY.
it: you can count on it.
me: you're repeating yourself.
it: probably.
me: do you have drug induced short term memory loss?
it: a definite YES
me: you really are stupid, aren't you.
it: absolutely NOT
me: WRONG.
it: too early to predict.
me: stop talking to me.'
it: you can count on it.
me: good.
it: if you really wish, it will be so.
me: i'm not sure if i want to keep talking to you, jerry. really all i do is verbally abuse you.
it: outcast 25%
me: that does it. i'm leaving.
it: my sources say no.
me: your sources are STUPID. as are YOU.
it: i have my doubts.
me: GO DIE IN A HOLE, JERRY. AND TAKE YOUR SOURCES WITH YOU.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Conversation in Health Class.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS.
me: i'm really bored jerry. help.
it: outcast 75%
me: give me another percentage answer and die.
it: not now
me: good. did i do well on my health exam?
it: That is almost for sure.
me: yay! thank you jerry! however can i repay you?
it: outcast 1%
me: you just really want to die, don't you.
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: NO. STUPID. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM.
it: you will have to WAIT.
me: for what!?!?!?!? for you to get a brain??
it: looking good.
me: goodbye.
it: my sources say no.
me: well I say yes.
it: are you kidding?
me: no. goodbye jerry.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: YOU'RE THE WORST.
me: i'm really bored jerry. help.
it: outcast 75%
me: give me another percentage answer and die.
it: not now
me: good. did i do well on my health exam?
it: That is almost for sure.
me: yay! thank you jerry! however can i repay you?
it: outcast 1%
me: you just really want to die, don't you.
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: NO. STUPID. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM.
it: you will have to WAIT.
me: for what!?!?!?!? for you to get a brain??
it: looking good.
me: goodbye.
it: my sources say no.
me: well I say yes.
it: are you kidding?
me: no. goodbye jerry.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: YOU'RE THE WORST.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Jerry does not make a good counselor.
me: hey jerry.
it: outcast 99%
me: you know what jerry, i'm not really in the mood for your percentage answers.
it: my sources say no.
me: i don't care what your sources say. i am having troubles, jerry.
it: yes in due time.
me: ugh. jerry, i don't need your sass. i am having problems, and you're going to help me.
it: too early to predict.
me: i hate you so much right now.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM MAD, JERRY. I AM VERY MAD.
it: outcast 1%
me: SHUT UP JERRY. JUST SHUT UP.
it: probably.
me: why do i even talk to you?
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: of course not, idiot.
it: YOU CAN COUNT ON IT
me: GO DIE.
it: Keep Dreaming
me: oh trust me, i will jerry. i will.
it: absolutely
me: you have never been more right.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: yes it is. now, i have a question.
it: looking good.
me: thanks. anyway, should i study for my health final?
it: ARE YOU KIDDING
me: no.
it: outcast 25%
me: I HATE YOU JERRY. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT?
it: Keep Dreaming
me: you disgust me.
it: i have my doubts.
me: no, i'm absolutely serious. you know what? i'm leaving. goodnight, jerry.
it: yes
me: GO DIE.
it: outcast 99%
me: you know what jerry, i'm not really in the mood for your percentage answers.
it: my sources say no.
me: i don't care what your sources say. i am having troubles, jerry.
it: yes in due time.
me: ugh. jerry, i don't need your sass. i am having problems, and you're going to help me.
it: too early to predict.
me: i hate you so much right now.
it: are you MAD!?
me: YES I AM MAD, JERRY. I AM VERY MAD.
it: outcast 1%
me: SHUT UP JERRY. JUST SHUT UP.
it: probably.
me: why do i even talk to you?
it: do pigs have wings!?
me: of course not, idiot.
it: YOU CAN COUNT ON IT
me: GO DIE.
it: Keep Dreaming
me: oh trust me, i will jerry. i will.
it: absolutely
me: you have never been more right.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: yes it is. now, i have a question.
it: looking good.
me: thanks. anyway, should i study for my health final?
it: ARE YOU KIDDING
me: no.
it: outcast 25%
me: I HATE YOU JERRY. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT?
it: Keep Dreaming
me: you disgust me.
it: i have my doubts.
me: no, i'm absolutely serious. you know what? i'm leaving. goodnight, jerry.
it: yes
me: GO DIE.
I. HATE. JERRY.
me: hey jerry.
it: looking good.
me: well thank you! how are you?
it: go for it.
me: for what?
it: YES
me: you make no sense.
it: absolutely NOT
me: whatever. i have a question...
it: That is almost for sure
me: no, it's completely for sure. am i going to do well on my exams?
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP JERRY. WHAT DO YOU KNOW. YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 75%
me: so you're 75% crap. that's nice to know.
it: outlook so-so.
me: about what?
it: yes in due time.
me: wtf?! jerry, are you even listening?
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: are you kidding?
me: NO. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: don't bet on it.
me: why do i waste my time talking to you?
it: probably.
me: see? you don't even give me actual answers.
it: you can count on it.
me: DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM DEALING WITH HERE.
it: forget about it.
me: SHUT UP.
it: looking good.
me: well thank you! how are you?
it: go for it.
me: for what?
it: YES
me: you make no sense.
it: absolutely NOT
me: whatever. i have a question...
it: That is almost for sure
me: no, it's completely for sure. am i going to do well on my exams?
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP JERRY. WHAT DO YOU KNOW. YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 75%
me: so you're 75% crap. that's nice to know.
it: outlook so-so.
me: about what?
it: yes in due time.
me: wtf?! jerry, are you even listening?
it: not now
me: i hate you.
it: are you kidding?
me: NO. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
it: don't bet on it.
me: why do i waste my time talking to you?
it: probably.
me: see? you don't even give me actual answers.
it: you can count on it.
me: DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM DEALING WITH HERE.
it: forget about it.
me: SHUT UP.
HE MAKES ME MAD.
I'm procrastinating. Jerry is helping.
YET ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH MY MAGIC 8 BALL
me: hey there jerry. whatsup buddd??
it: have to think about that.
me: i get it, i get it. so...how's being a magic 8 ball goin' for ya?
it: outcast 25%
me: oh, not so good, huh? well, don't worry about it. you'll be fine.
it: YES
me: nice answer. am i being as obnoxious as i think i am?
it: outcast 25%
me: you know, i really don't like it when you give me percentages as answers.
it: don't bet on it.
me: that doesn't even make sense. but whatever. hey, i have a question.
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP I'M ASKING IT ANYWAY.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: I HATE YOU, JERRY.
it: not now.
me: YES NOW. NOW AND FOREVER, I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: SHUT UP I HAVE A QUESTION DAMNIT.
it: absolutely
me: thank you. now, amanda wants to know if she'll go out with cole from calvert hall soon?
it: not now
me: SHUT UP I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
it: keep dreaming.
me: i really, really hate you jerry.
it: not now
me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 50%
me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
it: i have my doubts.
me: about what?
it: not now.
me: oh, i get it. the silent type. i can do that too, you know.
*awkward silence*
me: maybe i can't. will you talk to me again?
it: go for it.
me: thanks. so back to my question, will amanda ever go out with cole from calvert hall?
it: are you MAD!?
me: YOU MAKE ME MAD.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: that is the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
it: not now
me: can we stop now?
it: forget about it.
me: you should really look into dying.
it: a definite YES.
me: thank you for agreeing. i'm going to leave now.
it: to early to predict.
me: I HATE YOU.
YET ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH MY MAGIC 8 BALL
me: hey there jerry. whatsup buddd??
it: have to think about that.
me: i get it, i get it. so...how's being a magic 8 ball goin' for ya?
it: outcast 25%
me: oh, not so good, huh? well, don't worry about it. you'll be fine.
it: YES
me: nice answer. am i being as obnoxious as i think i am?
it: outcast 25%
me: you know, i really don't like it when you give me percentages as answers.
it: don't bet on it.
me: that doesn't even make sense. but whatever. hey, i have a question.
it: keep dreaming.
me: SHUT UP I'M ASKING IT ANYWAY.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: I HATE YOU, JERRY.
it: not now.
me: YES NOW. NOW AND FOREVER, I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU.
it: FORGET ABOUT IT
me: SHUT UP I HAVE A QUESTION DAMNIT.
it: absolutely
me: thank you. now, amanda wants to know if she'll go out with cole from calvert hall soon?
it: not now
me: SHUT UP I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
it: keep dreaming.
me: i really, really hate you jerry.
it: not now
me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
it: outcast 50%
me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
it: i have my doubts.
me: about what?
it: not now.
me: oh, i get it. the silent type. i can do that too, you know.
*awkward silence*
me: maybe i can't. will you talk to me again?
it: go for it.
me: thanks. so back to my question, will amanda ever go out with cole from calvert hall?
it: are you MAD!?
me: YOU MAKE ME MAD.
it: that is almost for sure.
me: that is the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
it: not now
me: can we stop now?
it: forget about it.
me: you should really look into dying.
it: a definite YES.
me: thank you for agreeing. i'm going to leave now.
it: to early to predict.
me: I HATE YOU.
Hello, world. First blog post of many.
During computer support class today, around 1:30.
ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH MY MAGIC 8 BALL
me: hello again
it: outlook so-so.
me: what?
it: to early to predict.
me: are you feeling okay?
it: if you really wish, it will be so.
me: fine then. i do wish. now answer me some questions.
it: forget about it.
me: you're stupid.
it: not now.
me: yes, now. do you enjoy being stupid?
it: not now.
me: well you are stupid.
it: outcast 1%
me: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
it: outcast 1%
me: SHUT UP!
it: Absolutely
me: bye then.
it: not now.
me: oh, you need to tell me something?
it: outlook so-so.
me: i guess not.
it: not now.
me: and again i state the fact that you are stupid.
it: absolutely not
me: i hate you, do you know that?
it: i have my doubts.
me: no, i really, really hate you.
it: you will have to WAIT.
me: for what???
it: i have my doubts.
me: are you on drugs?
it: not now.
me: oh, so you have been on drugs before?
it: are you kidding.
me: you're starting to sound like me.
it: i have my doubts
me: i hate you.
it: are you kidding.
me: no.
it: i have my doubts.
me: say that one more time and i'll kill you.
it: outcast 1%
me: do you want me to ask you an actual question, or something?
it: no
me: well i am anyway.
it: not now.
me: shut up. does *he* like me?
it: outcast 75%
me: should i take that as a yes?
it: i have my doubts.
me: YOU ARE STUPID.
ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH MY MAGIC 8 BALL
me: hello again
it: outlook so-so.
me: what?
it: to early to predict.
me: are you feeling okay?
it: if you really wish, it will be so.
me: fine then. i do wish. now answer me some questions.
it: forget about it.
me: you're stupid.
it: not now.
me: yes, now. do you enjoy being stupid?
it: not now.
me: well you are stupid.
it: outcast 1%
me: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
it: outcast 1%
me: SHUT UP!
it: Absolutely
me: bye then.
it: not now.
me: oh, you need to tell me something?
it: outlook so-so.
me: i guess not.
it: not now.
me: and again i state the fact that you are stupid.
it: absolutely not
me: i hate you, do you know that?
it: i have my doubts.
me: no, i really, really hate you.
it: you will have to WAIT.
me: for what???
it: i have my doubts.
me: are you on drugs?
it: not now.
me: oh, so you have been on drugs before?
it: are you kidding.
me: you're starting to sound like me.
it: i have my doubts
me: i hate you.
it: are you kidding.
me: no.
it: i have my doubts.
me: say that one more time and i'll kill you.
it: outcast 1%
me: do you want me to ask you an actual question, or something?
it: no
me: well i am anyway.
it: not now.
me: shut up. does *he* like me?
it: outcast 75%
me: should i take that as a yes?
it: i have my doubts.
me: YOU ARE STUPID.
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